The Co-Editors in Chief looking unsure and un-funny. [MaryClare Colombo/The Index]
We, the staff of the Buzzkill, know that we aren’t actually that funny. Don’t get us wrong – we put in our best efforts – but we realize that we have gone overboard with the articles about squirrels starting a cappella groups.
We have grown weary. Our comedic inspiration is lacking. We need your help.
You, on the other hand, are funny. And as the resident Kalamazoo College Comedians, you are our best shot.
Help us, Monkapult. You’re our only hope. Email us at email@example.com. Please.
The Buzzkill Staff
Editor’s note: this is a totally real, not satirical, 100% legitimate request. We really need help.