Q: Janelle, I’m a prospective student. What is the student life like at K?
A: You should probably access the K Student Body page for more information
Q: Janelle, so what’s it like to have a Championship winning football team?
A: I don’t know, I go to Kalamazoo College– not Western; therefore, I’m not sure what it’s like to “row the boat.” Instead, I prefer the sayings
“get stung!” and “go Hornets!”
Q: Janelle, how was study abroad?
A: More in four!
Q: Janelle, can you tell me what your SIP was about?
A: I mean, I can…but the link to it in its entirety is on the Kalamazoo College cache and it’s more likely to include the nuances of my topic.
Q: Janelle, what is a SIP?
A: Senior Information Plus, or you just could say it’s a senior thesis, but we are “Zoonique!”
Q: Janelle, what are you doing after K?
A: Being a professional globally minded citizen
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